At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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