Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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