just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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