you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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