Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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