you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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