I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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