she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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