Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She announced her abortion via fbk
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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