Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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