hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
