you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I had to cum in my sink.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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