4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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