you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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