Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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