If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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