I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Drake has all the answers
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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