Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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