2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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