can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
