"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i think im in europe. pls send help
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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