I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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