What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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