first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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