Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
