Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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