the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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