Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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