guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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