Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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