shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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