It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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