Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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