doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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