Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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