did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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