he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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