i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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