No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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