Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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