dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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