Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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