I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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