i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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