Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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