Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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