I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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