He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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