Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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