So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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