i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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