Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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