Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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