I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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