lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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