You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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